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Welp... now I've gone and done it. I won't make it weird if you don't. (please don't)

    Go ahead and email me. I probably won't mind.

  • +1.801.425.2604

    My mobile number. You can call or text. I'm sure I won't regret putting this on the Internet...

  • 2472 W 1540 N Lehi, UT 84043

    If you sleep on my couch more than three nights, things are gonna go so wrong.